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Vienna Sausage
A very small penis.

I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.
By Dawna
Vienna Sausage
a term referring to a very linear measurementally challenged penis. Often used to describe fuckbois

bailey got that vienna sausage
By Joanie
Vienna Sausage
a slang word for the undersized, unimpressive penis of the white male, due to it's resemblance to a vienna sausage. Pink, floppy, and bland.

White woman: "I don't want to have sex with you, white boy, you got a vienna sausage! I like that big Black meat from African men"
White male: "yeah well fuck you!"

the sad rejected white male goes home to watch BLACKED to feel better
By Carol
Vienna Sausage
Humogous fat schlong

Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode
By Trenna
Vienna Sausages
A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.

Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
By Avivah
Vienna Sausage
When you put your penis in a very wet vagina

Bobby : bro her pussy was crazy wet
Billy : so your dick was like a Vienna sausage in that moistness
By Myriam
Vienna Sausage Truck
"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"
By Stefania
Vienna Sausage
The stump of a penis that has been soaking.

I was soaking in a snapping turtle next thing I knew it was a Vienna sausage
By Wini
Vienna Sausage Water
Hella worse than dog water, like HELLA.

“Broooo that CPU Takashi from Wii Party is DOG water.”
“Nah, he’s vienna sausage water.”
By Gilda