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Vilhelm
A swedish fish, often found in places around Sweden. Not often found within their actual country in which they're from. Usually they're complaining about how bad surrounding countries are, compared to "Sweden".

Some things a swedish fish would say:

"Sweden is real" such a Vilhelm
"I'm not a fish" said Vilhelm
"I don't like Norway" said the swedish fish called Vilhelm
By Jacquette
Vilhelm
iso kalu iso poika sataaana peerkile vitua mansikka.

A finish beast man

person 1: who tf is that? "pointing at the little man in the corner".
person 2: yo be quiet he will fuck you upp if he hears you., He person 1: aight man chill.
person 2: shit he's coming over here. Vilhelm
person 3: viitua saatana perkele "imma suck your cok"
"person 1 and 2 runs away in terror"
By Claresta
Vilhelm
Slang for a guy who always clutches the Gulag.

Vilhelm: ait guys, I'm coming back
Everyone: of course you are
By Tallou
Jacob Vilhelm
Jacob vilhelm is a term for a Teen that is starting to get gyno

Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.
By Laura
Vilhelm
beatiful

kevin; just add water

kevin: then cha cha cha boobies

Maddie: id drink alottttttttttttttttttttta water

Maddie: and be like ASUOFOG.

vilhelm
By Chanda
Vilhelm
very passiv agressive creature that can rip any smaller creater like a svante apart very quickly

no dont hit me im small vilhelm
By Katina
Vilhelm
An ugly ass mother fucker.
Often from Sweden, blond, blue eyes and he looks very much as a Scandinavian little boy.
From my own experience tho I know 5 Vilhelm's, they're often very attracted to girls named Sandra.

Guy: ooh what an ugly ass mother fucker. Such a Vilhelm

Sandra: nooo I want him to fuck me hard as hell
By Imelda
Vilhelm
A supreme overlord bound to conquer the entirety of the world.

Guy1: "I guess we should have seen it coming."
Guy2: "Such a Vilhelm, going and conquering the whole world."
Guy1: "At least we tried."
By Ailis
Vilhelm
Vilhelm is the ultimate ladiesman. A real Vilhelm is from Scandinavia and attracts the finest girls. He has a unique and abnormally large penis that has the nickname "Pussy-destroyer". Altogether, he is every girls wet dream.

Girl1: OMG! He is so hot. What's his name?
Girl2: Mmmm! That's Vilhelm. *bites lip*
By Nelly
Vilhelm
Vilhelms is a sexy guy who likes to train a lot. He is always cool and the girls love him.

Girl: OMG, did you see that guy the other day! He was soooo cute!
Other Girl: Yeah it was a Vilhelm! He is so sexy.
By Blinni