Landlord: You know its the 7th already and I haven't got your rent check.
Gary: Yeah, sorry about that. I got put on
waivers 2 weeks ago, but I'll pay you as soon as I get it.
Andy: Hey man, whats with the new car? I thought you were out of work.
Gary: I was, but some jokers downtown picked me up on waivers last week, so I went and
shot my wad on this gangster-ass Hyundai.
Andy: What up man, who's the new girl you were at the bar with last night?
Gary: Oh, just something to keep
my bit from
rusting over. Brenda wasn't giving it up like she used to, so I put her on waivers and picked up this new dime.