Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"
By Katrine
Charlie Bit My Finger
Two wierd British kids that happened to be caught on film after baby Charlie experimented with cannibalism
One of the most-watched videos of all time on YouTube for some strange reason. It isn't very funny, but as it currently stands, it has racked up 213,161,477 views over the course of 3 years
Viewer: Hey kids, start biting each other and complaining about it in British accents! I want over 2/3 of the population of the United States to watch a video of it!
By Sibby
Charlie Bit My Finger
A popular Youtube video (as of 8/12/2011 it has 365,455,850 views.) Basically the video is about a little British boy shoving his finger in his baby brother's mouth and then screaming about him biting it. It's not very funny, and it amazes me how it got so popular.
Could be changed to "Ouch I bit the inside of my cheek!"
Since they both hurt, and the likelihood of it happening again grows after every time you do it again.