Dude: "hey, wat ya doin?"
Geek: "shut up! i'm waring."
By Georgina
Ware
Small mythical creature usually found around 103rd street. This creature is afraid of boats and water. Its primary diet consists of cakes, pies and ice-cream.
Hey Lewis you see family guy last night?
Lewis damn you interupted my ware
Bob- Was trying to speak to lewis about lasnt nights family guy but he was having a ware
Grant- nothing like a good ware
By Clotilda
Ware
A town in Hertfordshire, England. It has a great history (including the fact its one of the oldest permanently inhabited settlements in Europe, it's home to the Great Bed of Ware and it was once the overnight stop between London and Cambridge) but unfortunately these days there is absolutely noting to do if you're over 8 and under 65.
Guy 1: Let's go to Ware tomorrow.
Guy 2: Where's Ware, hahahahahah...
Guy 1: No. Just no.
Guy 3: What, to visit Londis, or maybe even Costcutters if we really want to splash out...
Guy 1: Goid point...
By Sheila
Ware
Ware is a small town located in Western Massachusetts, not too far from Springfield. It's a pointless and stupid place to live with a bunch of senior citizens that are always protesting money being spent on new schools.
A name or word used by metal fans and metal bands to describe their type of music and their popularity that their music used to have.
omg its not fair! The fucking new genre of rock took over our gare! lets call this new genre nu-metal because its sucky and nu and it sounds just like our old genre called metal! They stole it from us! We will never forgive them!
By Ulrica
Lava-ware
Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.
The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.
The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.
Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."
Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
By Patrizia
Demarcus Ware
one of if not they greatestnfldefensive players all time...already in his early career
