Define Warm Milk Meaning

Warm Milk
The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.

All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.
By Inez
Warm Milk
Warm Milk is what Joe Biden supporters get intoxicated and brain dead off.

Obama supporters drank the Kool-Aid. Trump supporters drank the Trumpicana Juice. Biden supporters drink Warm Milk.
By Theodosia
Warm Milk
(v) (1)to Wank, rub one out, Jerk off, diddle or masturbate furiously during about of insomnia as to work up the heart rate and therefore exhaust oneself to sleep. (2) The superficially selfless act of servicing a restless partner to actually ensure a better sleep for oneself. Pacification through ejaculation.

(n) Late night oral sex to end a disappointing evening. How one puts the baby to bed.

The motherfucker kept crying so I gave him a warm milk to shut him up.

I was not feeling him but then he starts warm milking me. Next thing you know, I'm waking up with my thumb in my mouth.
By Dynah
Warm Milk
When you come in a mug for many years and then put it in a microwave for your milf and have her dip her oreos in it.

Hey mom want some warm milk with your oreos
By Sibyl
Salty Warm Milk
It's cum

Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT
By Ameline
Warm Milk Comics
A web comic created by Ralphy Suarez.

Ralphy: I have a new strip up. *PIMP* *PIMP* go to www.warmmilkcomics.com. *END OF PIMP*
By Alexa