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Define Washing The Dog Meaning

Washing The Dogs
A sexual act where a male participant inserts both testicles up the anus of his partner - be the partner male or female.

Allegedly so called because the act resembles the challenge of washing two dogs, at the same time, in the same bath tub.

I was washing the dogs. No sooner had I got one in, and turned around to get the other, the first one popped out so I was back to square one...
By Silvie
Washing The Dog
Having anal sex with a woman while trying to shove your whole dick AND sack/balls in at the same time... called washing the dog cuase it is nearly impossible to do...

"I tried to wash the dog... but I just ended up getting everything else wet."
By Pepita
Wash The Dog
a lesbian golden shower

wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...
By Rosalie
Washing The Dogs
Washing the Dogs is one of the tasks we always say our colleugues are carrying out when Living the Dream or Working from Home. It indicates that they are not really working but actually doing something less boring instead

'Where's Anthony Pond Today?'

' He's Working from Home Washing the Dogs '
By Eimile
Washing The Dog
A euphemism for masturbating. Used when trying to conceal it from certain people around you.

I love washing the dog in the shower
By Jsandye
Wash My Dog
A long soothing blowjob.

Darling that meal was delicious. Now come on, wash my dog.
By Onida
Wash My Dog
The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”
By Florenza
Wash The Dog
Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."
By Karisa
Wash The Dog
What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
By Nomi