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Weiser
Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.

"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."
By Onida
Winkle Weiser
The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"
By Cindie
Butt Weiser
The classic insult. To be used to insult a being.
This word is commonly mistaken for "Budweiser", which is a sort of beer. Certain beings are unable to differentiate the term 'Butt weiser' and 'Budweiser' - please do not let their stupidity confuse you.

(This term originated and was coined by a certain being named s.c.)

1. You Buttweiser!
2. No one wants to hear what you have to say, you BUTTWEISER
3. I'll Butt weiser you in a second
4.
person: "you're a buttweiser"
fool: "Butt weiser is a sort of beer..."
person: "thats butt weiser fool!"
By Rickie
InBev Weiser
the piss water formally known as Budweiser.

Who put the InBev weiser in my fridge? you better get that shit outta here.
By Valaree
Weiser
An extremely dry hand job.

“My wife was on her period. All i got was a weiser.”
By Barbette