Define Well This Sucks Meaning

Well This Sucks
When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.
By Dennie
Well That Sucks For You
A phrase uttered to allow the person receiving it that you don't give a shit about their problems.

Person 1: Damn, I got mud on my new sneakers!
Person 2: well that sucks for you
By Kelcy
Well Suck My Dick And Call Me Crazy

so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!
By Elsie
Well, Suck My Dick And Call Me Crazy

Well, suck my dick and call me crazy !
By Darline