Define Solar Eclipse Meaning

Solar Eclipse
A Solar Eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the Sun.


I saw a solar eclipse.
By Vonni
Solar Eclipse
The solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (Best done in a dark room).
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.

The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.

Guy #1: Dude last night Nick pulled the Solar Eclipse on me when I went into my room.

Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.
By Charlena
Solar Eclipse
Occurs when a special alignment of enormous, massive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. The Sun
2. Fat Joe
3. The Earth
Fat Joe's incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the Earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. This phenomenon occurs most often around The Sizzler.

Fat Joe just got an endorsement contract from "Ban de Soleil" (It blocks the sun)
By Cheryl
Solar-Eclipsing
Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.

Dude your eyes are Solar-Eclipsing like damn Man you are on a whole different level of high.
By Pavia
Solar Eclipse

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.
By Leonie
Solar Eclipse
1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.

2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.

I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.
By Georgianna
Solar Eclipse
When a black and white dude moon you at the same time

Dayvid and Jacob solar eclipsed Hunter, Athan, and Bobby when they walked into the room.
By Shaylynn
2017 Solar Eclipse
The first total solar eclipse to cross the continental United States coast to coast since 1918. A striking natural phenomenon in its own right, it has been hyped up by NASA and "eclipse glasses" manufacturers as something that cannot be missed, lest those who miss it be incomplete for the rest of their lives. Like other events that are blown out of proportion (I'm looking at you Dana White), money stands to be made by convincing people that they must see this. Hotel rooms in Hopkinsville, Kentucky for example are all but sold out in anticipation for the "event of totality" in which the sun will be completely blocked by the moon for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Problem is; if there is even light rain occurring that day, people who have traveled thousands of miles to see a "once in a lifetime" event (even though total eclipses happen multiple times per decade) will see nothing. There are thousands of other natural phenomenon that occur regularly such as volcanoes, The Door to Hell, aurora borealis, etc. that one has a guaranteed chance of seeing if they spend their money to get to them. Life will go on as usual after this eclipse, until a̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ another event comes along that whips the general population into a frenzy.

Person 1: Brah, you driving to South Carolina to see the 2017 Solar Eclipse next week?
Person 2: You is cray cray home skillet. I prefer to maximize my bi-weekly financial gains.
By Jenifer
Full Solar Eclipse
When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.

Dan gave Yolanda a full solar eclipse.
By Susann
Solar Eclipse 2017
The solar eclipse took place on August 21 2017, and it was a huge event. Millions of people looked at the sun change to a different colour. You had to have special glasses to look at it, or else it could cause you permanent eye damage. The internet world created many meme's for the event.

"Did you see Donald Trump Looking at the solar eclipse 2017

without glasses?"

"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"

News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair
By Erminia