Define Wet Lettuce Meaning

Phrase commonly used in the North of England to describe a person who acts like a fanny or in a manner betraying his male gender.

When having sex with a woman while using a condom- once you have ejaculated, you remove the condom from the penis and proceed to swing the wet condom on the woman's face as if its a piece of wet lettuce.

When someone has their personality rapidly drained from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

someone who is a wuss. cries a lot, really sensitive and just a pussy in general. Real emotional and never takes risks. Always quiet.

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

A retard like a lettuce but this time there wet and more of a retard

When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.

Wet the lettuce means a female wetting her vagina lips to mimic a lettuce getting wet. Usually, it's never used much, but only in times when one is drunk.

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting