Define Wheez Meaning

Wheezing
The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal

By Ailsun
Wheezing
When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.

Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks
By Dari
Wheeze
When you laugh so hard that you just make breath noises. no laugh comes out, just air.

Tammy: *says funny joke*

Karol: *laughs so hard only a wheeze comes out*

Tammy: I'M DED YOUR WHEEZE WAS EVERYTHING
Karol: YES
By Libbey
Wheeze
A high pitched whistling sound made when a joke knocks your socks off.

laugh giggle wheeze
By Nikolia
Wheezing
The kind of laugh that sounds like a man that is dying because he smokes too much.

After her friend sent her a meme, she started wheezing of laughter and her parents came up to her room because they thought she was dying but no, she was just wheezing.
By Ekaterina
(wheeze)
(Wheeze) is the most common line in the internet series Buzzfeed Unsolved. Typically, it is Ryan who is wheezing but Shane can be seen in yellow doing the same at times.

Shane: I'm jumping, I've jumped, I've landed.
Ryan: (Wheeze)
Shane: SHARK.
By Katti
Wheeze
to mooch, take advantage of, or enjoy without proper consent

1. one might "wheeze the juice" while drinking slurpee straight from the nozle
2."if you're all edged cuz i'm WHEEZIN off your grindage just chill" = if your upset cuz i'm moochin off of you, relax.
By Cherilyn
Wheeze
to mooch according to Pauly Shore in Encino Man

By Reeva
Wheeze
Originally used as the all-purpose adjective, this word has morphed into a synonym for 'awkward', ‘strange’, and ‘funny’. It can be used to describe uncomfortable social situations and the like.

1. The way John stands so close to you when he talks is so wheeze!

2. Have you noticed how wheeze Monica becomes when she talks about her ankles?

3. Person one just finished discribing an awkward event.
Person two: Wheeze, man!

4. This caserole tastes a little wheeze, Grandma. Did you follow the recipie?
By Giana
Wheez
Noun: Being two people at the same time you are being one.

Noun 2: Two people who are so amazingly alike they morph into a single entity. Generally, these people are soulmates for life.

Girl: See those two girls over there? I think they are in love.
Boy: No shit, they are wheez!
By Jillane