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White Men
there are different types of white men the gentlemen and the racist son of a bitches who supports trump in anyway and call Asians “ching Chong” make sure to check if there good people first before being friends.

**racist version**
(White men guy 1:) why did Asians bring in the corona virus >:C

(Normal person2:) what.

**Cool white guy**

(White men:) ah yes the floor is made out of floor.

(Normal person2:) good explanation.
By Greer
Dead White Men
Enigmatic figures in society, often pictured on currency, credited with 90% of all wrongs in society.

Dead White Men ate my father. How about you?
By Prisca
Stupid White Men
Some book from Michael Moore which I don't care to read. But with a name like that, well, seriously! Holy shit is he outta his mind? As if he isn't already? Now I'm not only questioning what his nationality is, but what his color is! White, isn't it?

As funny as it looks and sounds, it's so oxymoronic, don'tcha think?

"Michael Moore proves that being anti-white isn't racist....it's popular!"
-some dude who posted a definition of Michael Moore

"Although Michael Moore is white, he'll still be raped by the KKK because he's anti-white."
-me
By Jeannette
Cishet White Men
disgusting, pigs, make my blood boil, deserve to die, there are no good ones, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, overall bigots.

dumb bitch: "omg john mulaney is my fav unproblematic cishet white man!"
me: "he's not unproblematic mackenzeigh, he's said slurs on stage and been racist towards asian people. unproblematic cishet white men do not exist."
sane person walking by: "ew why are you talking about cishet white men, disgusting."
By Maible
White Men Can't Jump
Used to express the idea that white men can't jump as high as black men can on the basketball court. Also used to express the stereotype that white men can't play basketball that good.

White man: "Come on man! Let's go outside and play some basketball!"
Black man: "Bruh you know white men can't jump"
By Ardisj
White Men Can't Jump
a phrase often used in basketball, often when playing 2s and 1s with boys named rory

'oi rory, don't bother trying, white men can't jump!
By Yoko
White Men Cant Jump Theory
The bullshit theory that white people cant play sports, fight, rap, and overall suck. Mostly used by "gangstas" in the "hood". Coined by eminem in his book The Way I Am.

White boy: Yo lemme play ball wit' you guys

Black Boy: Hell no nigga, Crackas' cant play ball

White boy: Fuck you, that's White Men cant jump theory.
By Mable
Killing Two Cis White Men With One Stone
The politically correct way to say "Killing two birds with one stone." mentioned in one of GradeAUnderA videos.

Man on the right: By Killing Two Cis White Men With One Stone I will resolve world hunger!
Woperchild on the left: OMG That is so sexist! HELP HELP HE RAPED ME!!!!!!!!!!
By Roselia
Cishet White Neuro"typical" Men
A common disorder that you can often find victims with at trump rallies, catcalling and/or playing fortnite in their mom's attic

Chads: wOW!! dID YOU sEE THOSE Mommy milkers ON THaT fEmAlE??? leT mE hoNK SUM chONk
Woman: ew look at those cishet white neuro"typical" men
By Kaylil
July 11 White Men Day
July 11 is where all white men get together and celebrate their existence

July 11 White men day is a day where a men from across the world come together to accept their white coloured skin
By Tessi