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My Father
An abuser who tries to murder you and your mother, usually addicted to drugs or alcohol. Another key factor is being a felon or a rapist, especially a registered pedophile.

Ex.
Dude beats up you and ur mom= My Father
By Adore
My Father Will Hear About This
A sentence most said by Draco Malfoy.

Draco: My father will hear about this!!!!!
Harry: sure Malfoy
By Edin
Dance With My Father Depression
The unwanted yet unavoidable state of sadness initiated by listening to Luther Vandross's "Dance With My Father" (can also be applied to any situation where unnecessary sadness results).

Emotionless Bastard: I don't understand why Jim started to cry when his son won that award for "best little helper" on his Little League team.
Sarcastic Friend: I dunno, I guess he was just proud to see his son really excel at something.
Jim: I'm so proud of my little boy (proceeds to cry and assumes the fetal position)
Emotionless Bastard: Damn Dance With My Father Depression
By Veriee
My Father Left Me
Your father left you how about that.

Random Stranger: Pal, Just saying my Father left me I was age of 14.
You: ...
By Brandy
Restrict My Airflow, Father
It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"
By Crystal
Father My Christmas
an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms

I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
By Aurie
My Toast Father Named Toast
This is toast
He is my father
I watch him being fucked by my mom mickey mouse 24/7
No, dont judge me
I get happy when my dad tells me im adopted

yay, im sending this to discord now

Hey, my toast father named Toast, im just gonna show you this shit
By Madelyn
Hallo. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare To Die.
A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.

Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)
By Tatum
Filled My Father's Shoes
When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"
By Nikolia
Are You My Father?
Yes, I am your father and I have brought back some milk! I also bought that lego set you want and got you a $100 dollar bill for your 10th birthday.

person 1: Are you my father?
person 2: Yes, I am. So get in my white van and ride to Toys R Us with me.
By Gusty