Define White Mom Meaning

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.

A White Mom is someone who shoves dry, unseasoned ass chicken down your damn throat.

To become a "White Mom", you must meet all these qualifications:
- Never season your chicken, including salt and pepper
- Always call the manager, no matter the issue
- Be 42% Norweigan, 32.8% French, 8% Swedish, 7% Welsh, 4% Irish, and 100% ANNOYING
- Only shop at Whole Foods, Sprouts, and sometimes Safeway. Don't even think of going to Walmart, Karen.

- Wake up your children, Mary and Joey III, to go to church at 6 AM every Sunday
- Be divorced or married to your cousin
- Drive a Porsche Cayenne or a Ford Fiesta
- Only let your kids watch G rated movies

Well, there can be many different white moms. Some are strict, some are not. A lot of white moms let their kids do whatever they want, some dont. White moms wear some off brand shoes from walmart. They usually have blonde hair. White moms love country music too.

A mom in her 30’s and 40’s that “stays at home” because of 1 child (2 at most), takes advantage of Botox and dresses like a basic white girl in her late teens / early twenties. Also flirts with young men like a cougar.

Advanced White girl wasted training

quotes all over the house, thinks they are different than the other moms, uses essential oils to cure everything, has school luches already packed and ready, will not vaccinate their kids. an overall white rich mom

A mother, most commonly named Anji or Shalan who live in towns such as Batesville, IN, who love cock and getting wasted more than her own children. They rarely clean their houses making their kids live in filth. They seldom cook nutritous meals for their growing children and oftentimes depend on the children's father (who finally left the home after being driven to his breaking point due to her insanity) to bring the kids food so that they're actually fed. They put themselves first instead of their children in every situation possible. They spend the majority of free time getting wasted and acting like whores at bars. They think they are attractive, when in reality they are fat, disgusting, trashy, and an embarrassment to the female species. They love to scream and cuss at her children and tell them horrible lies about their fathers. They are the worst mothers on the planet.

Here is a list of requirements to check if your white trash. If you answer yes to more than five you are white trash

Sexually active and trying to get pregnant at the age of 14
Use social media to tell lies
Wear clothes that are to tight for you
Post clevage shot on social Media and ask how pretty her baby is.
Has no education

Has no job
Has no drivers license

Has no friends except for people they have never met but except a friend request on Facebook
Uses the amount of friends they have on Facebook to feel popular
Spends all day on them self instead of raising their baby
Blames everyone for their shitty life
Still lives at home with a baby and spouse and allows parents to support them.
If they have a stripper name like sparkle or Destany

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.

A cishet, middle to upper class, white woman who works hard to maintain a salon groomed and manicured appearance. Systems function to serve her in airing her grievances, and she uses this power for insignificant stuff that perpetually serves only herself with major blinders as to the human suffering and condition of others, in fact she would not want to talk about it.