When a guy and a girl are going out and the girl just hangs all over the guy. The guy doesn't care. The girl is useless and hangs there much like a keychain to a backpack.
observing girls: god, that girl is such a keychain
By Terrijo
Keychain
The visible print made by a man's penis on the front of the pants. The phallic formation seen through a man's trousers, shorts, or jeans. See also DICK PRINT
In the act of threesome with two males and one female. A keychain happens when one male drives his penis in the females vagina, as the other male drives his penis in the females anus all at the same time. In which creates an effect of a keychain.
A prank in which somebody heats up another person's keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation.
My keys! My keys are red-hot! Sammy, you rat! You weren't using the oven to bake salads! You were heating up my keys to give me the ol' Spicy Keychain!
By Fernandina
Keychain Friend
A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.
"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."
You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"
Hey John, you seem my keys? "Ya man, Marcus gave you the spicy keychain."
By Star
Fuggler Keychain
An ugly monster like plush keychain creature made almost entirely of felt ,stuffed with a 50/50 cotton/polyester fill,and typically with a single, (although some have a top AND bottom row of gnarly looking plastic teeth,and either squinty eyelids with plastic eyes,or plastic "button eyes",all fuggler keychaibs featured a plastic hook designed to look...well,if you know,you know.
FUGGLER-FUNNY UGLY MONSTER,JUST LIKE THE TARD READING THIS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂
