1. You: Statistics show that black people use drugs at the same rate as whites, but are 10 times more likely to go to jail for it.
White person: Well, some homeless guy called me a cracker once,
so it goes both ways. In fact, YOU are the racist for even bringing this up! *
White tears*
2. I was going to fail my class since I hadn't turned in any work since October, but I cried some
white tears to my professor and he let me pass.