Define Whittaker Meaning

Whittaker
That ancient family of mad geniuses known for their massive heads and brainpower. Excessive geekiness is also not unknown.

Darn, that Whittaker beat me again.
By Farand
Whittakered
Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced

I've just been Whittakered by Facebook
By Rosaleen
Whittaker
A standard for breadmaking, only the best bread can be classed as Whittaker

That bread is Whittaker standard.
By Arline
Whittaker
A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.

After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
By Gavrielle
Whittaker
A very white and effeminate person resembling bread. Someone who thinks life is not a coincidence. Asks people to explain things that are obvious.

Someone explain to Whittaker the 2nd definition.
By Cal
Whittaker
Whittaker, the wise Capuchin Monkey, is the most trusted counselor to the peripatetic Viscount; or any small scale creature who dispenses advise. Whittaker rides the right shoulder of the Viscount, and communicates by taps and strokes to the temple.

Whittaker bounds to the shoulder of Sabi, the elephant descended from Hannibal's herd, delivering messages from the Viscount. He returns to the right shoulder of the Viscount to deliver dire warnings for the Viceroys.
By Rosanne
Whittaker's Table
Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.

"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
By Calypso
Matheson Whittaker
If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

By Dina
Whittaker's Disguise
Also known as a "courtesy flush" when using the bathroom during a particularly nosiy dump.
When one feels the anal sphincter stretching to release excetement one must hastily turn around and push the full flush button thus disguising the noise of the dump in a flush of running water.

Glen- "Oi why do you have to be so fuckin loud in that stall?"

Mitch- "What the hell do you want me to do about it?"

Glen- "A Whittaker's Disguise wouldn't hurt!"
By Kali
Amberley Whittaker
A black haired beauty!She is stunning,smart and very ammusing.Anyone who knows her personally will gather that she is very caring and has a heart of gold.However passing her will mean a deep hatred between you two.

Omg,I can’t believe how caring Amberley Whittaker is!

I wish I could be Amberley Whittaker!
By Chicky