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Define Whoremoans Meaning

Whoremoans
the loud sounds of pleasure being made by a woman in the throes of passion.

She was having such a problem with her whoremoans that the next door neighbor bought her a ballgag as a christmas present.
By Danya
Whoremoans
similar to the brain function "hormones". Only, whoremoans are when platonic male friends of females decide they want to jump the river & cross the line. Then when the girl gives in because she doesn't want to be rude & ruin their friendship, this is "whoremoans".

yeah, well Sally hooked up with Harry I guess. Her damn whoremoans or something.
By Gayla
Whoremoans
When a cheating girlfriend bitches and moans about stupid things to force a breakup

John: dude, I dont know what's wrong with Sherry, it's as if she likes nothing anymore.

Jake: dude, i think she has the whoremoans. I saw her with Richard a couple days ago!
By Trudy
Whoremoanal
The state in which a child-bearing aged female experiences sudden feelings of horniness or urges to act out in a slutty way, due to her monthly fluctuating hormone levels.

This state can last from a few hours to a few days per month, and it can sometimes feel insatiable. It is a special time and should be treated by men as such.

A common related text message:

Whoremoanal. Door is unlocked.
By Carmon
Whoremoans
Noun. The excuse women use to deflect any sort of blame off of themselves when acting irratically; a defense mechanism as to not take responsibility for their actions.

Girlfriend: "I'm sorry baby, I know I did things behind your back -- lied, cheated, screamed at you and had another man's baby... I don't know what I was thinking... My hormones must just be ridiculous right now, omg!"

Boyfriend: "Bitch don't feed me some bullshit insanity defense. Call it your whoremoans and maybe we can agree on something for once."
By Janessa
Whoremoan
A band out of the UK whose genre's cover Metal, punk and alternative rock. With heavy grind sound and great riffs, these guys are great in concert. Feat. on StonerRock

John: Hey man! i just went to go see Whoremoan in concert the other day. IT RULED
Mark: Who are they?
John: THEY ROCK
By Nance
Whoremoan
used to describe a male or female who is as fake an orgasmic moan coming from a prostitute.

Girl #1: She keeps telling everyone that she's done drugs and thinks she's so cool. But she's never even looked at drugs.

Girl #2: What a whoremoan.
By Jeanine
Whoremoans (n)
The essence of young teenage girls that creates an urge to become slutty; the teenage whore quality.

Nate's cousins are getting whoremoans, soon Aaron will be on them like a catholic priest on a choir boy!
By Carlita
Whoremoan Therapy
Visiting prostitutes to ease getting over a bad breakup.

It's been tough couple of months since Lisa dumped me but the whoremoan therapy is really starting to help me get my groove back
By Vevay
Whoremoan Imbalance
n. used to describe the problem when a male attends an all or primarily male school or event, and he gets really horny during or by the end of the schooling or event's duration

guy: i need to clean my room for your visit this weekend

girl: i like to clear off the desk with myself

guy: you're not helping this whoremoan imbalance i'm having
By Kass