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Widowed
A lonely masturbation move for those who do not have a partner

"I was so lonely last night i tried the widowed it was amazing"
By Gui
Widower
A man who has lost his wife by death and has not remarried.

That man is a widower.
By Pearle
Widower
A man whose spouse has died and has not remarried.

The widower lived alone after the death of his beloved.
By Ann
-widow
A girl who is frequently neglected by her boyfriend becuase of any given extracurricular activity of his.
Examples-
Rock Widow: Girl whose boyfriend never spends time with her becuase he is with his band
Frat Widow: Girl whose boyfriend is always at his frat house
Weed Widow: Girl whose BF spends 90% of his life smoking weed
Track Widow: Girl whose BF trains for track constantly
Pre-Med Widow: Girl whose BF is premed and therefore always studying
Cock Widow: Girl whose BF is secretly gay and gettin' cock

Susie: Bryan can't go to prom with me. He's gonna be in Baja for a surf competition.
Betsie: Hah, Surf Widow! Sucks for you.

Adrianne: Hey, where is my goddamn boyfriend?
Christie: I'm sorry to tell you, but I believe you've become a Coke Widow. He's doing lines in the bathroom.

Simply insert the offending activity into "-widow".
By Marylinda
Widow
A woman who was married to a man for so long that he died of it.

Susan is a widow.
How come?
Her husband suffered the slow death of marriage.
By Ally
Widow
short for White Widow, having to do with Alaskan White Buds grown in central / and Northern Alaska. An extreamly potent strand of marijauna. Solid white nugs in appearance. Los Angeles Street Value that of Northern lights at 25 dollars a gram. Extreme Hallucinagenic properties.

Dat Nigga been hittin' dat widow all day long, dat nigga been baked, pass dat shit homie.
By Eddy
Widow
An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow

Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up
By Judy
Widow
A fucking greedy bitch who steals people's money.

Because she is a widow, Mrs. C. wants us to give her money.
By Mareah
Widow
a member of a "click", "gang", etc. who is unknown to the public and law.

we couldn't find a clue to link us to a "perp" so he's a widow.
By Antonetta
Widow
shortened from white widow - some nang skunk

i just picked up an o of widow
By Darice