The thick patch of hair nestled in a man's asscrack. It is often so thick that the owner of
the wombat must either use
sheers or electric clippers, or if so lucky, enlist the assistance of a girlfriend or partner to trim through the
tangles. It is often said that the hair is so dark, that light cannot escape its surface.
After a long day of hiking in the woods, Ryan was
despondent to find out that his
wombat was laden with sweat, lint, and
brambles.