Define Woodhouse Meaning

To pull a woodhouse is to uncontrollably lie about things so much that they no longer make logical sense.

A person (typically male) who is an absolute douche bag and the epitome of a tool. Completely self centered, despite everyone else's opinion they will disregard it and somehow manage to convince themselves that they're actually cool. They will do whatever it takes to try and impress others. This includes talking shit and starting rumors that are so idiotic that it would take a moron to believe them. Their bad reputation is accredited to the lack of their credibility, morals, and intelligence. Often can be found living in the city, particularly San Francisco.

Pulling 'A Woodhouse' is to party extensively i.e over a number of days

Extremely popular colloquialism in and around rural parts of Derbyshire

A double woodshed, oe the basic total destruction of an opponent. In soccer terms its an 8 goal difference between teams. see also Putting on a clinic and taken to school

A place to go and enjoy Heamo porn in seclusion, is usually equipped with a pc with web capabilities and hidden folders that your girlfriend knows nothing about.

Deterioration of rational thought from prolonged exposure to idiotic questions.

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.