A mental disease that afflicts the
Wapanese, the fanboys, and the otaku. Symptoms of this condition are;
(a) A sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.
(b) An obsession towards Asian media and entertainment, primarily anime, hentai, manga, and other Japanese media.
(c) A sudden urge to imitate anything from Asia. For instance, learning Japanese and
eating sushi just for the sheer sake of trying to be "Asian".
(d) Thinking that one knows more about Japan than the Japanese themselves, despite never setting foot in that country or at
lest reading about it.
An
Asian-American girl was harassed by some psycho who had a bad case of yellow fever. Fortunately, she had a can of
Mace(
tm) in her purse and did not hesitate to use it on him.