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Define Yogart Meaning

Yogart
A yoga induced fart.

She ripped a yogart last night. We are all trying to relax and she lets one go. It stunk.
By Lana
Yogart
An unexpected emission of gas from the anus during a yoga class.

I need a new yoga studio. I dropped the biggest yogart today. Totally ruined savasana.
By Rania
Yogarted
A fart during a Yoga Class. These can be silent or rather loud depending on the strength and abilities of the person to contract thier sphincter to hold the fart in. These farts may become contagious because they cause other yoga members to loose concentration and then also loose anus control.

Cory had a spicy dinner before Yoga class which was a horrible decision because he yogarted a very noisy and rather stinky yogart during his downward dog. He yogarted so loud that the other people in the class we unable to maintain thier concentration and soon all the members of the class were letting out horrible yogarts.
By Lulu
Yogart Cave
1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickname for Monica. That bitch is gross!

Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogart cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogart!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!
By Mollee
Yogart Slinger
Another name for a cock that can shoot huge loads.

"Some hose hound was suckin on my yogart slinger 2 hrs. after draggin her out of the bar."
By Valenka
Throat Yogart
sperm, semen, cum, man-gravy, jizz...

"she swallowed my throat yogart"
By Selena
Purple Yogart
When a girl bleeds from her vagina and a guy gives her a creampie(ejaculates in a girls vagina)and keeps going till the blood mixes with the cum.

Joe:man I got it on so hard with my girl-friend that she was just covered in purple yogart.

Ted:Man Joe it must have been beast mode last night for you.
By Jammie
Purple-Headed Yogart Slinger
A more insulting way to say dick

Man "Suck my purple-headed yogart slinger!"
By Rubi
Purple Headed Yogart Slinging Dragon
It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.

Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon
By Fancy
Yogart Cave
1 A female that is so dirty that, upon viewing her, one imagines her vagina contains and makes its own yogart.

2 Nickanme for Monica. That bitch is gross!


Bergies girlfriend was so nasty that all the l337 peeps named that shit yogurt cave.

person1: Oh my god i would so hit that!
person2: Ew man that shit is nasty!
person1: Fuck no dude!
person2: Man it looks like her vagina is full of yogurt!
person1: LAWL! Yogart Cave?
person2: str8 up!
By Hyacintha