1)You're supposed to give those headphones back to the
Stewardess, they're
TWAs.
2)I paid the ladies ahead of time for my favorite holiday pastime.
Twas, the night before Christmas.
3)First round- to your beauty and my wit.(Drink)
Second round-to a lovely evening! (Drink)
Third round- to you- what's your name again?(they drink)
Eight round- Twas! (spill, then find mouth)