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Teenie Weenie
small shlong

“wow joey bierly has a teenie weenie”
By Pauline
Teenie Weenie
What some of the authors of many of these definitions seem to have.

You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.
By Farica
Teeny Weenie
this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.
By Cosetta
Teeny-weeny
(adjective)
For the last 40 years or so, a term that means something small, tiny. Can be used together with the word itsy-bitsy (see for example the song "Itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini").

Did you see that teeny-weeny skirt on her?
By Ellissa
Teenie-weenie
An incredibly small penis, often smaller than that of an infant's.

Guy 1: "Wow, I heard Henry Sick just got dumped."
Guy 2: "Yeah, his girlfriend was tired of his teenie-weenie. She told me if it was any smaller it'd be a clit."
Guy 1: "Yeah, I always pegged him for having a cock that would make a baby-carrot look like a blimp."
Guy 2: "Me too, I felt really bad for her so naturally I let her slurp my cock-monster as a condolence."
By Helga
Teeny Weeny
is another word for small penis.
teeny = tiny
weeny = penis

"Haha, that looooser has a teeny weeny."
By Jo
Teeny Weeny
It is the smallest of dicks to ever be created by god.

I have a Teeny Weeny
By Nettie
Teeny Weenie
A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!
By Felicdad
Teenie Weenie Syndrome
the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.
By Gianina
Teenie Weenie Peenie
teenie weenie peenie---when a guy has a teenie weenie.

Willy has such a teenie weenie peenie.
By Rosmunda