Define 37 Meaning

37
A number, commonly used in math. Nothing else really.

-“What is 37 divided by two? Timmy?”
-“18.5
-“Wrong, it’s 2000 get out of my class, Timmy.”
By Erminia
37
#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.


#2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1).


#3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis.


#4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks").

#1)
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.


#2)
Valley Girl: Oh my God! You're like physic or something. How'd you know I was thinking "37"?
Amateur Magician: You dumb bitch!


#3)
"Oh my God! I'm turning 37 next week … the late thirties…and I still haven't picked a career!


#4)
Man: How many men have you gone down on?
Woman: Thirty-six.
Man: Oh, I see. Thirty-six including me isn't so bad.
Woman: Including you, thirty-seven.
Man: THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! THIRTY-SEVEN!!!
YOU SLUT!!!!!!!
By Dulci
37
In a row?

Watch Clerks and find out, you fucking savage.

Kevin is a god. I'd blow him. 37 times.
By Katee
37
The universal number. Look for it and you'll see it everywhere. Movies, adresses, and particularly, the sample card for American Express.

Geez, there's ANOTHER 37!!!!!!
By Megen
37
the number of dicks that Dante's girlfriend Veronica claims to have sucked in the movie "Clerks". Dante is highly upset at his revelation as veronica had said she only had sex with three different girls but later explained that she only slept with 3 different guys but that didnt mean she didnt just go with people

Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?
By Darb
37
hot butt sex. the 3 is a sideways butt. this might make it more clear:
3-7.
or a european 7 with the line through it. goes into the 3. other variations include:
3-8, 3378

I had a 37with your grandmama. or: your cat 37'ed me. 37 goes on in prison. It's illegal to 37 your sister in 46 states.
By Laurianne
37

By Winny
37
37 is what you get when you add 4, 13, and 20. Those numbers stand for the 4th, 13th, and 20th letters of the alphabet, better known as DMT.

420 is for a basic bitch, man. We got class my dude, we be rollin' on the 13th! Let's go rip a 37!
By Ellissa
37s
-An increasingly infamous gang currently about equal to the bloods in popularity
-Although they lack the strength in numbers, they exceed all other gangs in the strength in strength and artillary.
-The Queens of the Stone Age named their song "3's and 7's" after the 37s, the reversal of this fact is just a common misconception.
-When the 37s are in doubt, they throw a nade.

"Huge Gang Fight Between The Bloods And The 37s; All Bloods Lie Dead." -New York Post
By Jaynell
The 37
1. The 37 is a long con/underground trafficking scheme based on the underground railroad. It's used to describe sex rings that go all the way to Western Siberia. It was founded in 1937, hence the name. The 37 has also been connected to drugs and Asian Carp distribution.

2. During WW2, The 37 funded a small revolt of Siberian snow farmers attackingthe Soviet government, and, the force, armed with black powder revolvers, attacked a Soviet hunting lodge where 3 soldiers were taking a vacation. The soldiers opened fire, and half of the force of 15 were killed. The rest were moved to Ukraine, forced to farm wheat, and eventually executed by the invading Nazis. These were called the Executions of 37.

3. Today, The 37 is now, like many numbers, a sex position. It is preformed usuually by the female, either with a sex toy, or a phallic shaped item, examples being cucumbers, carrots, etc. The female puts the object near her partners face, and the partner then swiftly takes the object and insert it into her. The origins no doubt take inspiration from Nazi executions.

Definition 1
Guy 1 - Hey dude, I'm doing a report on The 37.
Guy 2 - What the fuck is a 37?

Definition 2
Guy 1 - Have you heard about the Executions of 37?
Girl 1 - No, I don't think I have.
Guy 1 - It's an event in WW2 when Nazis executed captured Siberian snow farmers in Ukraine because their logo looked too similar to the SS logo.

Definition 3

Guy 1 - My mom and I 37'd so hard last night!
Guy 2 - No way! What did you use?
Guy 1 - My 10 year old sister's recorder, it worked so well!
By Tamara