Define A Boris Meaning

Imagine you want to live in Dave's house. To get it, you walk in and openly do a massive shit in his front room. Dave moves out. Thing is, your shit smells so bad you decide you don't want it after all. Leaving the house, and the rest of the street for that matter, a desolate rancid mess.

This is known as doing 'a Boris'.

The Highest Ranking man in all of Europe. He is the husband of Mother Russia herself. Now they praise The Slav King Boris, AKA The Shashlik King or Super Slav, has received the flask of honor making Russia great again. Recently, Boris has fought off the Nazi's in Germany and will go on to fulfill the dream of a universe painted red along with a hammer and sickle. Boris has created an everlasting Soviet Union and has united many other Slav countries including Poland, Czech Republic, the deceased Yugoslavia, Slovakia, Bulgaria, Croatia, the conquered Latvia, Slovenia, and many other countries. He will make sure the Nazi's fall to their knees at his mighty power. You don't need anything fancy to conquer the world only 10,000 warehouses full of vodka.

It's the boring in its most pure form.

The often overlooked pinnacle of awesome. He is an enigma, nobody knows what he's thinking nor feeling at the moment, yet this is what makes him appealing to EVERYONE. Handsome, intelligent, friendly, and refined, it is hard to find a single word that can encapsulate the greatness he exudes. To be a Boris is to be the ultimate underdog; everybody seems to underestimate and even forget about him, but he never fails to blow minds whenever it's his time to shine.

A sexy Eastern European guy of dubious origin who will sweep you off your feet with his twisted old world charm . He will leave you speechless in and outside of the bedroom .

Used interchangeably with the majority of negative and derogatory words. Particularly synonymous with failure, ineptitude, general uselessness and being shit.

Pretty, Smart, Business minded, Friendly, most possible to be a future President, the most beautiful in a group of friends

A big slavic boi

Fat little cunt who can't lose a game. He blames the team every time even if there isn't one. He is a one salty shit

the duck off of blues clues...
hey whatever...i'm the only one that remembered his duck