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Define A Wasteman Meaning

A Wasteman
A loser. A socially lawless individual.

I thought Max Agostini and I we were friends, but when I turned around he stole my avocado. Now we all know he's a wasteman.
By Shay
Wasteman
insult - someone who does nothin with their life (or nothing much)
eg Jimmy drops out of skool and has no job and claims benefits for 5 years an still lives at home with his mum an has dirty clothes- Jimmy iz a wasteman.

"you WASTEMAN!!"

"Jamals a wasteman"

"shut up u wasteman"
By Charlene
Wasteman
A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women

'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
By Charmaine
Wasteman
A wasteman is someone who doesn't provide for their children, instead fucks off taking no responsibility, also a hypocritical cunt who beats women and miss judge others who actually care for their family.

Will is a wasteman, he's got two women pregnant, got them to fist him, beat them, then fucked off without a care in the world
By Millicent
Wasteman
A boy that is worthless and has no reason to be living, can also be very stupid and selfcentered.

wasteman: Me and shanice were mashing all weekend it was sik man.
1 month later
normal man: you know shanice is pregnant ryt...
wasteman: WTF dat aint got nuffing to do wid me man she cud have been mashing pure manz behind ma bak da weekend we were together.
normal man: But you were wid her the whole weekend.
wasteman: Bun dat it aint ma kid and even if it is i aint gonna be the one raising it, if ma dad cud jus leave so can I.

If you go down to areas such as brixton you will find alot of bois that could be classified as a wasteman.
By Zarla
Wasteman
someone who does nothing with their life, most of the time a drunken fuck up, sitting on couches in the alleyways of the London streets i.e. that breh in the 'Ave Sum Of Dat' video by DPM Recordings Ft. Shizzle, Napper and Bruza. fucking ill tune!

"youuuuuuuuuuuu WASTEMAN!!"

person 1 -"blud, look at dat geezer! hes living off booze, i bet u he hasn't got a home"
person 2 -"too right blud. he's a wasteman"
By Ashlie
Wasteman
Someone who wastes your time.

"Miss, this wasteman is waffling, kick him out of class"
By Cal
Wasteman
Also known as someone who said they will do something and then do jack shit.

Me: Matt, can you get a cake for Paula's birthday for tomorrow?

Matt: Sure, no problem, leave it with me.

The morning of the birthday, WhatsApp from Matt:

Matt: I'm sorry, I totally forgot about the cake, can you sort something out?

Me: YOU ABSOLUTE WASTEMAN!
By Blondy
Wastemanism
the act of being a wasteman

“there’s a thing called wastemanism and thats you.”
By Lyndsie
Wasteman
a man that is waste

you're a wasteman...
By Cally