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Define Advertise Meaning

Advertise
In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.

Jose Contreras: Wow, I'm calling that motherfucker from now on, he's playing with garbage.
Bruce Lee: He's just advertising you dumb fuck, Johnny is usually tigher than a mouse.
By Eadith
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a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed

Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU
By Reyna
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A thing thats on this site because the owner is too cheap to pay for the servers himself. He needs that money to get himself a cheap hooker.

Urban Dictionary's owner says "How could I affored an advertisement free site and 500 hookers a month? It's impossible."
By Fredelia
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A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.

This definition brought to you by WIRE SCREEN DOORS.
By Donny
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A method of making a product known to further have corporate America (or other countries) tell you what to do, eat, wear.

I really like d'em Budweiser frog advertisements. Burp.
By Annnora
As Advertised
Someone or something living up to its potential and hype.

The Trojan condom is as advertised.
By Helen
Advertising
The tool of the devil.

Advertisers are in leauge with the devil, I tells ya!
By Reeva
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YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."
By Bathsheba
Advertising
The injection of image into an item the utility of which is too ineffectual to create a customer base.

Drivers wanted, just do it, fair and balanced, welcome to flavor country, i'm loving it.
By Lauryn
Advertising
The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.

Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.
By Tabbatha