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Define Alaskan Mudslide Meaning

Alaskan Mudslide
1. A mudslide in Alaska.

2. Taking a shit on a midget's chest, preferably the runs, and then fucking the midget. After which, you slide down the midget's chest like a Slip 'N' Slide.

1. "Look, we are in Alaska, and that is a mudslide; therefore, an Alaskan Mudslide."

2. Person 1: "Dude, I just got a Slip 'N' Slide, come over and we can use it.
Person 2: "Nah man, Shyanne is horny so I might as well just go over and give her an Alaskan Mudslide.
By Erinn
Alaskan Mudslide
To create an Alaskan Mudslide, you need a ready and willing midget. First, you must take a shit on the midget's chest. After that you have crazy sex with the midget so the fecal matter smears all over its torso. Then, once its body is all lubricated with the shit, you use it as a slip and slide.

Yo, I ain't paying for a slip 'n' slide, my girlfriends a midget and she's down to Alaskan Mudslide.
By Nata
Alaskan Mudslide
To start the alaskan mudslide, a girl must obtain a large, unbroken piece of shit and then freezes it. Upon completion of freezing, she pulls it out and uses it as a dildo.

I walked in on Marry yesterday giving herself the Alaskan mudslide. Her room smelled completely like shit, but I walked in and finished her off anyways.
By Dory
Alaskan Mudslide
When a person has messy anal sex with another, then proceeds to snort a line of blow off the recipients now muddy butthole

Jose: I was giving this bitch a rimjob lasts night, then I remembered that I had some blow in my pocket. So I gave that bitch an Alaskan mudslide!
Tom: Holy shit, dude!
By Eden
Alaskan Mudslide.
After giving anal sex to your parter, they shit all the poop and jizz all over your face & or chest.

How was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an Alaskan Mudslide.
By Danice
Alaskan Mudslide
The act of a male shitting on a females chest followed by smeering the shit all over her torso then facing her toes and hovering over her head while she eats out his anal cavity and the man is titty fuckin her until he cums all over the poop thus making an Alaskan Mudslide.

Anna is a slut she let Mark give her an Alaskan Mudslide while Joey watched.
By Pearl
Alaskan Mudslide
A creation of a long specimen of feces, which once adequately frozen, is used as a dildo.

Man, David hit his broad up with an Alaskan Mudslide again. I can't figure out the allure. Maybe they are trying to save money?
By Wanda
Alaskan Mudslide
The act of a male extracting feces on the females chest between her breasts, and resuming to have intercourse of his penis in her breasts. The mess caused by the spreading of feces by the male penis results in a scene resembling a mudslide on the hill that is the woman's breasts.

Man, I really gave Amanda a crazy Alaskan Mudslide last night. Some of that "mud" got smeared all over her body after I laid down some textbook heavy artillery thundercock.
By Jerrilyn