A symbol of pure dominance.
It represents Zeus's penis.
The mark of ultimate masculinity.
The earthquake that penetrates the lightning cunt.
It makes Chuck Norris look like John Wayne Bobbit.
"Thundercock. It is truly the one cock to rule them all"
-Gandalf
A potent sauce from Sri Racha, Thailand, used as an incredibly spicy addition to any foodstuff. The etymology of Thundercock's name is quite simple - thunder from the ridiculously-spicy nature of the chili pepper / vinegar / garlic sauce, and cock from the iconic rooster that adorns its famous label. Thundercock is also famous for being the secret half of the "spicy-mayo" garnish served at most sushi restaurants.
1. G-d Damn, that thundercock sauce did a number on my tongue!
2. Clarence, of course that spicy mayo is hot, half of it is thundercock-based!
By Annabella
ThunderCock
To kick someone up their butt with a GREAT amount of force. If done hard enough, the victim will piss their pants crying. If one wishes, they may also punch the person up their butt.
When Rj ThunderCocked Christian, he was in an ordeal amount of pain.
Stereotypical high school/college apha male; successful with women in the extreme. Often oblivious rather than purposefullycondescending or cruel to his fellow men.
"Did you hear? Chad Thundercock fucked three chicks at that party last weekend!"
"He high-fived me on the way out the door. I wanted to tear his face off."
By Darcie
Chad ThunderCock
The biggest Chad to ever walk the earth. He is the last of his kind. Born in the 1800sin Detroit, he attended the university of Detroit at birth. He is truly the definition of Chad. Some people say he is a myth, but to his loyal disciples... He is a legend. He truly is an alpha male.
After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball
