Define Zeus Meaning

King of the Greek Gods, NOT God of the Gods. The other Greek Gods did not worship Zeus.

The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.

The divine name of the leader of the ancient '''Greek''' pantheon; '''Not''' preserved by Roman Catholicism in the "Latin-derived bastardizations" of the Hebrew name Yeshua, and not adopted at all by Christianity.

The Hispanic pronunciation of Jesus is "hay-soos", because that is exactly how it looks to someone who speaks spanish.

Jesus in English is pronounced phonetically as well, which is why we say "jee-zuss", and any idiot who thinks the French ''je'' is pronounced "jee" needs to go back to high school.

the greatest of all of the Greek gods

a great name for a bong, and also a greek god who ruled it all.

Slang for a ZSU 23-4. A Russian anti-aircraft weapons platform.

Verb. To smite from above with a thunderbolt.

Also used generally to mean kill or destroy, especially from a high elevation.

1.) A male of any species that engages in sexual intercourse with otherwise inanimate objects and animals.

2.) A guy that will fuck anything.

Father of Apollo on Mount Olympus, don't fuck with me i'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, ZEUS! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?

Die Hard With a Vengeance (aka 3)

To have sex while your pubic hair is shaved in a lightning-bolt pattern, especially in a way that causes uncontrollable spasms upon thrusting.