One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces,
bulging neck veins and a general sense of
pissed-off-ness not just at the
impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.
Person A: Hey
Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a
drunken sailor making off with
wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
