(to zeus) the acting of being zeused Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing
When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.
Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.
common misspelling of Zeus, Zeuse was a goo fairy from a popular Russian children's play dtd. 1967.
(rough translation)
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*
By Paulina
Bean-zeusing
to bean-zeus: v. intr. 1. to sit in a bean bag, staring at a wall with zeus in it, 2. to do anything of this nature.
the act of impregnating multiple people in real life or fiction without regard for who that person is, or the consequences of impregnating them.
Mark: hey you hear about that bastard joe?
James: you mean the guy that's been Zeusing all the ladiesin town?
Mark: yeah that's the guy, wanna beat the crap out of him with me?
James: sure!
