Define Dtd Meaning

Down to ditch.

You have plans with some people from work, but you're cool dropping them to hang out with some friends instead. A play off of dtf. Can also be used as a hashtag.

day time drunk

to drink so much, you throw up, and then to continue drinking from that point.

or druggies till death.

(via TalkativeTiaD)

dtd is similar to dtf (down to f*ck), but instead of f*ck, dtd means "down to die".

literally: Dumber than dirt.
Used as a response to tl;dr or Teal Deer

Short for "Diamond Tooth Daddy." One who gets an ugly or fat chick all worked up an ready to screw. Then once in doggy position just slips the tip in then turns around and runs out of the house never to return.

ditch the dodd

most appropriately used for people who smoke old man pipes

DTD stands for Down-to-Date, and is essentially the opposite of women who are Down-To-Fuck. With women who are down to fuck, very direct moves usually work without any resistance, and controversial statements and claims made by men are usually accepted by the woman who is eager to get stabbed up by the meat spear. Most men make the mistake of assuming their skills are top notch with women for succeeding with low resistance DTF girls, then suddenly fail with all of the DTD women. With women who are Down-to-Date, they are looking for an emotional connection first and foremost, rather than just a sexual one. In almost all cases, the best strategy is moving slowly and allowing a woman to fall in love with a man between the first and second dates or between the second and third dates in her own mind.

Dumber Than Donald

Down to Drink