Alford (pronounced aff-fud) is a term used by the overly-private to describe their intentions to commit borderline sex crimes anonymously with like-mindedconsenting individuals.
"I'm going to Alford for the night"
Would perhaps mean:
I'm going to meet a lady who wants to wrap me in cling film and make love to me in front of her dog.
By Jordanna
Alford
1. Common English surname.
2. Place - England, Scotland, South Australia, Canada.
3. Alford plea where a defendant maintains innocence but admits there is sufficient evidence to find them guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
He is such an amazing guy hes what every girl wants an can settle down with, He useally has women walking up to him that are beautiful just grabbing at his junk. If you come face to face with a mike run like hell! He is to amazing to come across.
a summer camp where blueberry blues are worn, songs are sung, and girls have fun. if you don't attend, you are missing out on the best 4th of july ever, some great sailing, and a ton of awesome people. this fun can be experienced in the kingsized full session or the fun-sized half session.
Camper: I leave for Alford Lake Camp tomorrow.
Friend: Oohhh I'm so jealous of all the fun you're going to have riding, swimming, sailing, and stuff.
Camper: Yeaaaaa, I know.
