Define 4th Of July Meaning

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

Slang: Verb: Explode, Fight, Rumble, You Get The Point..
Taken, Of Course, From 4th Of July Fireworks, Which Is A Crud Load Of Fireworks..

The day that we make all kinds of fire work, and get drunk to show our love for our country, :)).

Police officer: How many drinks did you have?

Guy: Oh ociffer dude, I just had a few drinks, its the 4th of july I was trying to show my love for my country.

Police officer: Ociffer hum, I show you who ociffer is, I am just showing my love for my country as well, let’s go “IN”.
Guy: Oh. ok that’s cool, at least we have one thing in common, ociffer, :))).

Another guy around the same area.

Police officer: I see you got some illegal fire works.

Guy: But officer I want to fire these up so I can show my love for my country too, :))).

Police officer: Oh so you want to show your love for our country? Let’s go “IN”.

Guy: Dude, Here you can have the fire works. I’ll light up a joint instead, :))).
Police officer: In that case pass that joint over here. I'll take a hit too, :))).

Happy 4th of july, PLEASE, don't drink and drive!

The day you're allowed to shoot fireworks at your mom and not get in trouble for it.

It's when illegal Mexican invaders set off illegal Chinese fireworks to celebrate America's alleged freedom.

Interdependence Day!

It's the day when Mexicans set off Chinese fireworks to celebrate YOUR lack of freedom.

An apocalyptic Soundgarden song