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Define Alister Meaning

Alister
A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.

Did you see last year's Big Brother loser in the papers again? What an alister!
By Catriona
Alister
Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it

Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.
By Mareah
Alister
Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.

No one can compare to Alister
By Rafa
Alist
A freaky and innocent person all in one.

Bro, she's such an alist.

John: Kayla is the biggest alist ever!

Mike: How?
John: She told me she didn't know what blowjob mean but then sucked me so good!

Joseph: She was such an alist last night, unreal!
Matt: What a lucky man you are! That's the best combo of freakiness and innocence.
By Candice
Alister
Your dad that claps your mom while she’s enjoying dropping the soap.He is very cool and helps people when he does this actions they don’t know what to do because of the awesomeness.YOU FUCK

Alister clapped my mom and I could here it from 87 miles away.
By Meredithe
Super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis
like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.

Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..
By Leonora
Alister
A boy who blossom loves so much and would make babies

Alister: hi
Blossom: omg hi ily
Alister: date me bb gorl
Blossom: dim da lights bb ;)
By Trudie
Alister
Alister is the type of guy that has an anus wider than the Caspian Sea.

Yo FUCK MAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ALISTER ANUS
By Sheelagh
Alister JM Wilson
a fun freaky guy.. who looks like a lion. He's very dramatic almost fem, very stubborn and always has to get his own way. A true god in bed could go for hours. Alister JM Wilson has a bod like hulk and a nose like a rocket. He makes you want to have 6000 babies. Extremely strong and could ride you all night long. Alister JM Wilson will never open unto you but he will open you up if yk what I mean ;) He's very sexy and could make you juicy in seconds and just the sound of his voice could get any boy or girl aroused. Alister JM Wilson is the ultimate beast.

omgosh I just got railed with Alister JM Wilson I want 6000 babies.

did you just get railed by Alister JM Wilson? I wish I could get railed by him.

I was eating Alister JM Wilsons booty
By Noelyn