Angry Orchard

It felt cold on my balls when that bitch gave me an angry orchard.

By Hildegarde

Angry Orchard

When someone inflicts pain to their anus by sticking things inside and it prolapses. The swelling looks like an apple.

She has an angry orchard down there.

By Heidi

Angry Orchard

when a midget is hooking up with a tall bitch, reaches up (sometimes requiring a ladder) and twists her titties.

That little fucker almost gave me a bloody angry orchard.

By Ardisj

Angry Orchard

Usually what the bitches drink! Not for the men

I took my bitch out for dinner, I got a red oak, she got a angry orchard .

By Gerri

Angry Orchard

Piss from a horse that drank cider

Angry Orchard tastes more like piss than cider

By Genia

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