When people shit on themselves in
anticipation of someone else shitting on them. People think this will
shield some
criticism, but really it just gives assholes better material.
"I know I'm not a very good singer, and my massive
love handles detract from my already terrible singing, but please be respectful while I attempt (insert Miley Cyrus song here)"
Most crappy youtube performers take nice big
anticipation dumps in their self-descriptions