the ugliest guy in a group of guys who one girl (
the wingman) always unfortunately gets stuck with and ends up
hooking up with because everyone else is hooking up and it's awkward
girl 1: ohhh look at that guy, he's
wicked hot
girl 2: but look at that
APE with him... you know I'M gonna get stuck with him!!!
girl 1: no you won't, don't worry...
girl 2: it always happens! THEY FIND ME
girl 1:
sorry dude, it's your job