To most people, April 21 is National Tea Day, but to intellectuals it’s National Yeet Your Friend Day. For some days, you can only yeet your shortest friends, but on this day your shortest friends can yeet back.
April 21st, the day after National Weed day (April 20th), is known as National Sex Day. Inspired by people enthused by the great National Weed Day, love just as much to continue their celebrations by getting laid as much as possible on this even better holiday for people of all ages (must be in highschool or later ; )