Define April 9 Meaning

April 9

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass
By Roshelle
April 9
any guy or girl born on this day better be held dear to your heart. They are going to be the best person and they have the biggest hearts ever but don’t fuck them over, if you do then good luck.

Guy: My girlfriends birthday is today!
Friend: Oh shit, April 9th? Damn you work good.
By Evy
April 9
April 9th was the day the most baddest, goofiest, silly, extra, always ready, attitude, bitch was born and that’s period cause you can’t be her

Boy: what’s today

Girl: April 9 my birthday

Boy: oh shoot
By Kristin
April 9

Julie:why are you sleeping so much
Ally:ITS APRIL 9
By Emelda
April 9
People born on this day keep everything they do on a minimum when it comes to attention. No one really knows what the people of this birthdate do until it’s done.

Everybody I know who was born on April 9 move very silently.
By Kailey
April 9
Pentagram day!
People born on this day tend to be a bit more demonic, so drawing a good ol' pentagram will help them get their soul back

Bro, it's April 9, we gotta get started on our pentagrams!
By Nanine
April 9
Ask your mum to cook your fav food day

Son:mum it’s April 9
Mum: yeah,I know!
Son:cook me RAMEN!
By Jolyn
April 9
The day where you can ask out your crush

Stephan: I like you will you be my girlfriend

Elena: Yes/no Stephan Why

Stephan: It’s April 9
By Robena
April 9
National dark humor day the person born in this day is most likely to take after ther father more than the mother and is very funny with dark humor

Yo it's April 9 let's make dark humored jokes
By Leah
April 9
National Send your gf neckpics day!

Hey john its April 9! that means you have to send me neck pics!
By Alie