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Define Asprin Meaning

Asprin
Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer). It can be taken anytime except when the stomach is empty, otherwise it causes peptic ulcer.

Asprin Formula: C8H9O3

Asprin structure:

OH
|
C6H5
|
COO
|
CH3
By Lorianna
Asprin
used when hungover or when bush is making a speech abt iraq

bush wanted to send more troops to iraq today, thus increasing the usual human dosage of asprin.
By Sandye
Asprin
Also used to thin blood, factor V etc... (a rather large word anti something or another) It keeps you alive!!! Mind you that you should not take it unless your doctor tells you too!

My legs are starting to bruise!
-have you taken your asprin?
No, I better go take it now!
By Deeanne
Asprin
A medicine used to overdose on.

I overdoes on Asprin.
By Katalin
ASPRIN
1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.
By Norry
Road Asprin
Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"

" Highway " had the Chicago to Dallas run and loaded up on road asprins at the truck stop.
By Letitia
Apply Asprin
The belief that asprin can and will cure all ailments in the known universe.
Also, a term that implies general annoyance at being told someone else's every worry/suffering.

girl1: "My life is over, Tiffany just got that boy I like!"

girl2: Apply asprin to affected area.
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Man that was just hit by a bus: "OH GOD!! MY! FUCKING! LEG!"

Man that just hit him: "I don't have any medical training, but I've got some asprin!
Don't Worry you'll be fine!"

man that was just hit by a bus: "JUST FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
By Lolita
Asprin Knees
the act of putting holding an asprin between both leggs and holding the asprin in place by adding pressure from both knees to hold it inthe middle. usually done so at events such as parties, get togehters, or anytime there is alcohol drugs or a hot guy you would like to screw.
perferably done by women

jill-"karen lets practice asprin knees ya??"
karen-"whats that??"
jill-"keep this asprin between ur legs. that way the boys can't find a way between them and i know ur not knocked up."
By Jo Ann
Home Grown Asprin
weed, green, marijuana, grass, reafer, pot, dope, ganja, brocolli, mary jane, MJ, purple haze, kush, chronic, super sonic, strawberry cough, candy...

"o dude you buy yours?!!!"

"Ya"
"well I have my own home grown asprin"
By Rosabelle
Asprin Cracker Jacker
Someone who is so obsessed with "weiner pockets",that they take asprin and jack peoples crackers.


your mother is a asprin cracker jacker.
By Noelani