Define Ass Day Meaning

Ass Day
A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.

Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily
By Eudora
ASS DAY
A national day for your Lover

Smack there ass, fuck there ass, because it’s national ASS DAY

Today was ASS DAY, so I took my girlfriend”..
By Frederique
Slap-ass Day
A day in a school, usually Middle or High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.

FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap-ass day! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!
By Tedda
Long Ass Day
Definition of Long Ass Day - noun - Having a very bad day that never seems to end

Or A very crappy day that just won't end.

By Matilde
Slap Ass Day
Taken or not be prepared to get your ass slapped or grabbed all Month of October!!👻

“Yo I jus grabbed jasmines ass it’s national slap ass day
By Mariellen
Smack Ass Day
Smack ass day means to smack someone's ass really hard or grab it .basically you just hit someone's but.

By Anstice
Slap Ass Day
On august 29 of every year you must slap a girls ass to celebrate the holidays!

By Gabrila
Bad Ass Day
1. When your ass just doesn't look good in anything , skirts , jeans , dresses. ANYTHING. Mainly affects women but gay and metrosexual men also suffer from it time to time.

2. When you don't want to be a nice guy and instead for just a day , turn into a badass. A bad ass day can starts from when you wake up to when you go to sleep , you may also have experience baddass dreams that night.

1. "My ass looked horrible yesterday . not even that weird Persian ghuy checked me out. It was the worst bad ass day"

2.

Oscar - "Was there any reason that you killed Mrs Porter's cat yesterday?"

Pete - "I was having a bad ass day"

Oscar - "Yeah I'm pretty sure the cops aren't going to take that into account".
By Aurora
Fat Ass Day
Also known as thanksgiving, a day where we forget about the rules of portions and stuff ourselves with plenty of good food.

person 1: Happy thanksgiving
person 2: I rather call it happy fat ass day
person 1: YOUR GONNA stuff yourself?
person 2: hell yeah
By Daisey
Slap Ass Day
On April 12 every year is national Slap ass day. Take advantage this is the only day of the year you can slap a ass, single or taken today is your day

By Katlin