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Define Ass Phone Meaning

Ass Phone
when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"
By Bryn
Smart Ass Phone
A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.

Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
By Felicity
I'd Rather Sandpaper A Bobcat's Ass In A Phone Booth Filled With Kerosene
Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
By Tamara
Shut Your Dangoranapa Watching Bi Mf Panties In A Twist Pressed No Home Disowned Loan Owned Blue Gnome Brick Phone Ass Up
A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.

"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"
By Nedda