after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.
By Deeann
Ass Water
Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.
the terrible coffee offered in hotel rooms, especially once prepared. this coffee tastes especially watered down and resembles ass more so than coffee.
the water that spray-fully ejects from the ass hole once it has been filled by a forceful current. such currents could include hoses, jets in pools or hot tubs, or faucets.
hey everyone, I just accidentally rubbed up against a jet... watch the ass water that comes out!
By Hetty
Ass Water
Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.
When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."