Define Ass Water Meaning

Ass Water
Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.

The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.
By Georgianne
Ass Water
the water that splashes onto the ass from a falling terd.

after trying for 13 minutes, john finally squeezed out the last terd. Sadly, the terd was heavy and produced superfluous ass water.
By Deeann
Ass Water
Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.

"Damn that Ass Water is tasty."
or
"Damn that ass water is nasty."
By Karoline
Ass Water
Tennessee delicacy served in only the finest sit-down establishments. A semi clear, semi-odorless, semi-tasteless drink served over ice.

"can I get ya'll somore ass water
By Pippy
Ass Water
the terrible coffee offered in hotel rooms, especially once prepared. this coffee tastes especially watered down and resembles ass more so than coffee.

wow, the coffee from this marriot that were staying in for our class trip to boston that tastes like asswater.
By Winny
Ass Water
the water left behind in your ass crack after you get out the shower, and dry off. . you know the"sticky-panty" feeling?

I just got out of the shower, & this ass water is killing me.
By June
Ass Water

Sittin in your ass water dont make no sense
By Wynne
Ass Water
the water that spray-fully ejects from the ass hole once it has been filled by a forceful current. such currents could include hoses, jets in pools or hot tubs, or faucets.

hey everyone, I just accidentally rubbed up against a jet... watch the ass water that comes out!
By Hetty
Ass Water
Normally used in reference to bath water. In it's natural environment, bath water is "clean", normally only dirty if your bathtub is dirty itself. But once a body is submerged, often just the lower half of said body, organisms and bacteria transition to the bathwater. Mostly unseen to the human eye, these organisms and bacteria spread throughout the bathwater in the steady metamorphosis into ass water.

If you didn't shower before taking a bath, you might as well have been sitting in ass water.
By Chrissie
Blue Ass Water
When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".

Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."
By Carmella