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Asswater
Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"
By Felice
Asswater
ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.
By Nadya
Asswater
The term used to describe a situation in which you are taking a shit and you drop a big turd, causing the water to splash up on your ass cheeks.

Guy #1: Yo I was eating corn earlier and now I gotta take a shit, I hope I don't get asswater!

Guy #2: Yeah I just got done droppin' turds and my ass is soaked. Fml.
By Darya
Asswater
The water that overflows when a thick shit clogs the toilet.

Dude, the toilet overflowed, and now I got asswater all over the floor.
By Cristi
Asswatting
When someone wipes there butt hole during a discord call.

Julian stop Asswatting on call it stinks!
By Hester
Asswater
low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.
By Aviva
Asswater
1. The pronunciation that many people from Appalachia use when saying “ice water“.

2. Aqueous hydrogen sulfide that smells like rotten eggs from putrefied organic matter in your well or a build-up of the gas in your hot water heater.

Customer: Do you serve Coke products?
Waitress: Sorry hun, we only have sweet tea, Mountain Dew, and asswater right now.
Customer: -looks confused-

Wow, this place is great except for the asswater that comes out of the tap! I can’t wait to bathe in that!
By Coleen
Asswater
Liquid stool (diarrhea) resulting from a bad restaurant experience or a night of draft beer consumption.

Wow...that burrito after eight beers left me with unprecedented asswater.
By Gavra
Asswater
Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!
By Margot
Satan's Asswater
When something smells so bad that you can't take it, such as unwashed and moldy dishes, or a clogged toilet. In order to use such an unwieldy term though, it has to smell like a corpse injected with Iraqi sewage. Reeeally fucking bad.

"That skank's pussy smelled like Satan's asswater."
"I hate Marie's kid. He always smells like Satan's asswater."
"My foot is all swelled up and purple. Not to mention it smells like Satan's asswater...."
By Celle