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Assault
What my crazy ass does to someone for making fun of AOL or AOL CDs. I will be charged with aggravated assault with intent to murder.

Maurice says "AOL sucks and breaks an AOL CD"
Rosco punches maurice to the ground and starts stomping him with military combat boots and beats him to a bloody pulp and then the police comes and Rosco runs for it while maurice bleeds half to death
By Juliette
Assault
Attacking somebody physically

Lets book this guy for Assault that poor old man is in the hospital now
By Nola
Assaultful
When someone is coming off in a very assaulting manner, they are very aggressive and almost short tempered.

Ayo, that guy is kind of assaultful.
By Caty
Assault
When a person slips on a pizza box during an altercation.

If junior slips on a pizza box during a dispute, you have an assault must arrest.
By Lesli
Assault
Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in.

Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?"
Me : "Yes i fucking did!"
By Karly
Assaulted
having an uncontrollable overwhelming amount of rawness in your body that comes from drinking muscle pharm assault. Being super focused and crazy at the same time. Having the ability to go hard on the muh fuckin weights. Maximum effects of being assaulted can be achieved by listening to insane music before hand. For example, eminem, lil jon, lil wayne, and waka flocka. Not recommended for pussy ass muh fuckas

lets get assaulted before we hit da gym.
By Izabel
Assault Weapon
A stupid, ignorant, and uninformed way of saying entirely safe semi auto rifle. Typically used in liberal/Californian vocabulary or slang.

"Hey did you here that that disgusting hetero freak used an assault weapon to defend his life and property! What a disgusting pig! "
By Suzanne
Assault Weapon
Basically a scary looking gun that gun grabbers think is too scary for normal people to have.

Wimpy gun grabber: We're not familiar with guns, but these ones LOOK ominous
By Chastity
Shrexual Assault
The act of forcefully exhibiting pictures of Shrek to someone without their consent. For example, sending pictures of Shrek to a stranger’s phone via Airdrop.

“I fell victim to Shrexual assault last week while on the bus ride home—this guy wouldn’t stop Airdropping me pictures of Shrek.”
By Irena
Assault Weapon
Term coined by Violence Policy Center head Josh Sugarmann to describe cililian semiautomatic firearms with a military or fearsome appearance, yet no more lethality than lesser weapons. Derived from the term "assault rifle", which means a fully automatic, selective fire rate firearm used my military and police personnel.

"Assault weapons' menacing looks, coupled with the public's confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus semi-automatic assault weapons --anything that looks like a machine gun is assumed to be a machine gun-- can only increase the chance of public support for restrictions on these weapons."
By Berta